Superabound's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DEW HAAST]

NEIN

NEIN

[Rent-A-Clock-3000™]

Very Well Done

Quick, funny, and to the point.

[Clock Crew Rhapsody]

QUEEN

gets an automatic 5
I would have given it a 5 anyway though :-)

[Albert Christmas Squirrel]

SHUT UP

OMFG threebrain on newgrounds! this is so rad!
X-D

[Attention People Of NG!!!]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE

that NG is for AMATEUR flash?
Not everybody is part of a professional team that spends six months making each movie.
Anyone whos ever actually tried to make a movie (only about 5% of NG users) knows how hard it is to make something look sleek and professional with no help and no money.
I wish NG would go back to the way it was.
If they want everything to be professional quality Tom and Wade can start fucking paying us for it.
And i know it wasnt their intention for users to ABUSE the system, but guess what THEYRE ABUSING THE SYSTEM, and the only way to keep them from doing it is to GET RID of the new system.
However, i think the Fulps wont due it because of theyre pride and they dont want to admit their idea was horrible.

[The Dangers of Littering]

but you see, the monster was IN the can

so it would have eaten him later anyway

Chen-Baiwan responds:

Not if he disposed of it in a trash recepticle...

[MISTARY MAN STEILS CADNY1]

FIFEN

Hahaha, that made up cartoon character is almost as ghey as Josh Bedn!

BaconBurgerClock responds:

TEHY AER GHEY LOVARSSS!!!!!!!

[FBF anime girl]

WTF IS WRONG WITH HER STOMACH???

Shes got like a Janet Jackson thing goin on. CUT BACK ON THE SIT-UPS.
But yeah, i really liked this, it gave me a weird feeling and kinda creeped me out for some reason. Odd.

[abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy]

....

*stands up and starts clapping, slowly at first, but loudly, and picking up speed as i go*
Brilliant! BRILLIANT!!!

[Freaks Come Out At Night]

How the HELL did this get Daily Feature?

All it was was badly drawn eyes moving across the screen and horrible repetitive sounds.
"but it took me a week to make!"
All that means is you SUCK at Flash. I could make this in 5 minutes.
Every time i think about this being #1 it makes me want to cry.
Fuck.

PrinceNova responds:

oh what do you know, all your movies have bad scores and you never made it on the top 5? Hmm, do i smell jelousy? Sorry buddy. All your movies look like they took 2 seconds. Sorry Buddy, they have been eyes but timing with sound is hard and all your movies have crappy timing.